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[A group study orientated room. A large table is surrounded by chairs and the desk is strewn with various imposing look academic books as well as an empty water bottle, various pens and highlighters, note paper and the general paraphenalia of study.

Three young adults sit around the table, two females (Zara and Elizabeth) and one male (Jordan) Elizabeth stands.]

Elizabeth: That’s as much of that as I can deal with now, I’m going for coffee. Want anything?

[The others dismiss Elizabeth’s offer and she leaves the room, flashing the pair a cheery grin as she does. Jordan turns to Zara immediately]

Jordan: I need to talk to you

Zara: All right intense. Give me a minute to get all worked up too maybe?

Jordan: Very funny. Shut up.

[There is a pause which is longer than the urgency of Jordan’s tone warrants. Zara almost speaks once or twice but decides against it.]

Jordan: Elizabeth’s pregnant.

Zara: Right, isn’t it traditional for her to tell me that herself?

Jordan: It’s mine

Zara: Yours? What? Why?

Jordan: Well you see…

Zara: Oh shut up you know what I mean! When did this happen? How did you let this happen. I can’t believe… what’s she going to do? She’s getting rid of it right?

Jordan: What?!

Zara: Well she can’t keep it!

Jordan: Why not?

Zara: Jordan she is twenty years old. She’s still at uni for the love of God, you can’t expect her to ruin her life like that!

Jordan: Ruin her life? My child is going to ruin her life is it? Cheers Zar, I think we’re done here.

Zara: I just meant - well, it isn’t really what you do is it? Not at this age she can’t do a thing like that. She’s got a life! People don’t have children at uni, not people this young!

Jordan: Young mothers, that someone else’s domain is it?

Zara: Well yes!

Jordan: You know what Zara, that’s enough. I thought you’d be o.k. with this, I thought you were, well, I don’t know. She’s going to keep it. We’re having a baby. We’ll have graduated by then anyway, I don’t know what your problem is.

[Jordan storms from the room and Zara turns back to her books with limited enthusiasm for a few moments. Elizabeth returns.]

Zara: So Lizzy, I hear you have some exciting news for me…

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O.K. so I didn’t post anything in March because I was writing my E20 script and it sort of took over my life a little.

I’ve not really written anything for April because essays have also taken over my life but there is a thing that has been an idea for a while and I think that I’m just going to post the barest bones of the notion because, to be fair, I have nothing else to do and some writing even bad writing is better than no writing.

This is what Gaiman teaches me

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Working on a letter to my MP (Nigel Mills - Conservative Party) about the Health and Social Care Bill because if you hammer on a closed door someone will at least hear you. This bill is a big deal and there really should be a very big fuss to go with it.

You remember no doubt the incredibly marginal nature of your seat. I wonder if you also remember the demographic of your constituency, if you remember the feel of the streets in Alfreton, Heanor and Ripley; I wonder if you remember what you represent. The Health and Social Care Bill currently casting a chilling shadow over our country is the bill of a government that does not know these things.  The NHS was born from a community not dissimilar to urban centres of Amber Valley: Tredegar was an unremarkable mining town. From that unremarkable town came an idea carried, through an utterly remarkable man who was given the task of nationalising our health care and Britain as a nation is forever indebted to that man.  

As a man who ‘occasionally rebels’ against your party line in the words of theyworkforyou.com I would hope that you can see that this is the right thing to do now. Systems should improve as time moves on, the NHS cannot afford to take a step back, a step away from being able to care for everyone all of the time; the people of your constituency cannot afford a privatised system and your seat in parliament cannot afford this commercialisation of everyday life. Working within a generally unpopular government a Conservative such as yourself should surely strive to set themselves apart to stand any chance of re-election. Healthcare boils down to people’s lives and people’s hearts: this is not a partisan issue but one of simple human compassion. As a fellow human being I can only hope that you will do the right thing.

Filed under NHS Bill

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[Maybe this is a bit 'concepty' and strange but it's the 29th and I hadn't written anything and I was in a jazz bar yesterday and I saw this guy sitting on his own and I did that hateful thing where you judge someone and you just can't stop it and maybe he was a really nice man! So yeah,]
A cheap looking jazz club, empty apart from Mikey the bartender, his elderly customer Tony and a man, Alex, sitting alone at a table, wearing a parka. All three watch the performance of a live 4 piece band [offstage]. The band finish the piece that the scene began in the middle of.
Tony:
Here Mike, does he talk to you? Gestures to Alex He’s always so quiet, gives me the creeps.
Mikey:
That’s opposed to your good self Tone? All your friends around you having a whale of a time?
Tony:
All right, less of that. You know as well as I do they’ll be along but ‘im, everytime I see him he sits there alone, never moves, never... nothing. Reaches into pocket and pushes an empty pint glass towards Tony. Same again mate, and get yourself one in too, I’m not drinking alone with that character.
The band begin to play again as Sophie a dark haired girl in her early twenties enters, hangs her coat over a chair on the table next to Alex’s and moves over to the bar.
Mikey:
Well isn’t this the youngest face I’ve had through these doors in years! What can I get for you my love?
Sophie:
Brandy. Please.
Mikey:
Now that my girl reaches to pour her drink is a real drink. Large?
Sophie:
Please.
Mikey:
And quite right as well. You waiting for people dear? You probably don’t want to be somewhere like this all alone right? Young girl like you... £2.70 love.
Sophie:
I’m fine hands over money thank you. She returns to her table
Tony:
You don’t really think she’s hear alone right? Pretty young thing like that? It aint safe!
Mikey:
Will you give over, he’s not a creep!
Tony:
Well that’s your opinon and either way, young girl alone at night, anything could happen to her. It’s not right.
Mikey:
Drink your drink Tony.
A moment’s silence
Tony:
I just don’t get how you don’t think he is a creep!
Mikey:
Maybe keep your voice down ma – Alex rises, walks to Sophie’s table gestures to himself and then to her. Sophie touches her hands to her chest smiles and indicates a seat which Alex promptly takes and continues his conversation with her. – he is a creep!
Tony:
Told you.
Mikey:
Yeah Tone, be proud of noticing a guy’s a creep. What’ll we do, we can’t just go over there can we. No? We can’t. Or can we. Tony?
Tony:
Look at him Mike. Alex and Sophie’s conversation is clearly a flirtatious one at this point People like that give decent blokes like me and you a bad name!
The pair watch the obvious flirting in silence for a moment
Tony:
Is she all right though do you think? I mean she’s talking to him back. She just touched him! She’s feeling pressurised by him Mike. I can’t blame her, I feel pressurised just watching!
Sophie gestures toward the door
Mike:
Look! She’s trying to tell him that she wants to leave! She’s begging him to back off!
Sophie rises and points in the direction of the bar before walking that way
Mike:
Are you all right darling?
Sophie:
Pauses, having actually been on her way to the toilet Yeah, errm, fine.
Tony:
You sure sweet heart. It’s all right you know. What did he say to you?
Sophie:
Nothing. It’s nothing. Continues on to the toilet
Mikey:
She’s half his bloody age! Even less I’d say. Who does he think he is?
Alex stands and puts on his coat but does not leave.
Tony:
He’s not going to follow her out? Surely? No...
Sophie re-enters on her way back to the table
Mikey:
Look love.
Sophie:
Hmmm
Mikey:
You don’t have to be nervous or anything like that. Just tell us...
Sophie:
Well you know, this and that, stuff about jazz and my necklace and just chat, followed by ‘would you like to go for dinner?’ but you know what, ‘love’ the really weird thing that he said and you will never believe this I swear to you – he used my name.
Sophie storms off and Alex follows quickly with a concerned expression.
Tony:
And there I was thinking there were still nice young girls somewhere in the world. Bloody perverts.

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This is one of those direction but no purpose posts that I mentioned. I should point out that if you happen to be around me before this date I am likely to moan to you about this very issue. Sorry about that, it’s just the way I am.

“You love strikes!” I am erroneously and faux-humorously informed by friends of mine with somewhat untoward political ideas. Whilst this is most definitely untrue I do have very difficult and powerful emotions regarding picket lines, so I suppose that it isn’t all that different from love. The point is this: whilst I do not live my life by the Billy Bragg ‘Never Cross A Picket Line’ philosophy I do not cross them. This is because I live my life by the slightly less succinct ‘Never Cross A Picket Line If You Believe In Its Cause’ philosophy and generally I do believe in their causes. I’m a bit left wing you see -  it’s just the way I am.

What I don’t believe in though is such a thing as a student walk out. The Socialist Students etc. (who I tend to have issue with due to their turning up at other people’s events - people who are not socialists at all) have been handing me leaflets of late. They stand outside the Humanities building to do this, which is targeted marketing if you ask me, asking me to walk out of lectures on the 14th of March. This is supposedly to demonstrate unhappiness with ‘creeping privatisation’ of universities and the introduction of ‘hidden fees’. These are both serious issues don’t get me wrong but honestly, what is the point of walking out. When people go on strike and this includes the public sector workers that walked out on November the 30th (that was a picket line I didn’t cross) people lost out. Obviously everyone that walked out lost a day’s pay which is a bit rubbish for them but business lost out too, the government lost out. A figure for how much it did cost the nation is bizarrely somewhat elusive but there were various hyper-inflated claims circulating before the day that it would be £500 million pounds. This is nonsense, all the broadsheets agree, but the point stands there were repercussions for wider society, not just the people walking out.

This will not happen if students walk out. One of the lectures I have on the 14th of March will be given by a member of UCU who cancelled her lecture on N30 but she will not be cancelling her lecture on March 14th and the seminar I have on a Wednesday morning is led by a woman who gets us to sign attendance on a UCU notepad so I’m guessing she’s not adverse to industrial action. All that will happen if I do not go is this: I will not learn anything. I will have paid money that I don’t really have to not go into university. If I was abiding by the principles of a strike, this is a pseudo-strike after all I suppose, I would also not enter a university building on that day, not step off of the street onto a university pathway and being as a large part of my tuition fees basically allow me to use the library this is an inconvenience to me. I am the only person who will lose out here.

This day of ‘action’ is also on a Wednesday. If you happen to not be in the university know you will not be aware that Wednesday is a half day in terms of lectures etc. because Wednesday is the day of inter-university sport. So really this is only a half day walk-out, a powerful statement if ever I heard one.

There is also the final problem: universities are full of politically apathetic people who will jump at a ‘legitimate’ reason to skip lectures, people whose vague underlying political socialisation probably doesn’t even support these ideas, people who just want to be a bit risqué before they head off to Jack Wills for the afternoon, people that in this context really make no sense and the Socialist Students of course, appearing at everyone’s events. 

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Finding Fathers

Steven and his son Carl sit at a picnic bench, drinking canned drinks and sharing a packet of chips.
Steven:
Are you nervous yet?
Carl:
Why would I be nervous? I’m waiting for my Dad. Well, my other Dad, am I supposed to call him Dad? That’s weird.
Steven:
You call him what you want to call him. Don’t call him Dad if you don’t want to, don’t feel like you can’t call him Dad because of me.
Carl:
This is weird isn’t it? Why isn’t Mum doing this?
Steven:
Because Carl, dear boy, people have to work to earn a living, just you wait...
Carl:
Yeah but this is weird, like, I don’t know who’s what or anything. Can you have two dads? Like without them being married like Sophie’s are?
Steven:
No two words ever mean quite the same thing, if they did there wouldn't have to be two of them. We've got a lot of words it's true but that's because the world's full of variables. Look at the French, they've not got enough words, not really and they end up saying all sorts of odd things to make sense out of themselves, they’ve not even got a proper word for potato. We've got a lot of words, not all of them, not yet, but we've got a lot to be going on with.
So your friend Sophie lives with her two dads?
Carl:
Yeah, they’re married like you and mum.
Steven:
Well, does she call them both dad?
Carl:
She calls one of them daddy, her Dad dad, the one who really is her dad and she calls the other one dad but she's twelve now, you can't keep saying daddy once your twelve.
Steven:
Says who?
Carl:
Says everyone Dad, it's babyish.
Steven:
Carl if she wants to call him daddy and he wants her to call him daddy then she can do it, simple as that. The thing is there's loads of words for dads and they're the two she's picked right? They're both words that mean something and that's the way it is. I hope you see this the way I see it because it's difficult and I've thought about it for years and it comes down to this: the word father sounds a bit funny doesn't it? A bit old fashioned, it's a bit Victorian there's no emotion in it. I've never been your father, father's a functional role, it's all provided by biology. Do you see what I mean?
Carl:
Maybe...
Steven:
Whereas Dad, that's a different word yeah? On the surface it means the same thing but when you think about it it's something different altogether. The word father just makes me picture a man but the word Dad... well you see games and family dinners, there's holidays and school work and telling you off when you will not go to bed, there's dealing with the teenage rebellion that I just know you are going to have and there's the fact that at the end of it all, no matter what you know that they will always always be there. You know all of that, that's why I'm your dad and that's why I've always called him your father because it's not quite the same and to be honest no matter what he's never ever been there. It's different yeah? Subtle, a bit difficult but it's different. Do you get it?
Carl:
I think so.
Steven:
I'm not saying I didn't want you to meet him, you've made that choice now. You're big enough and ugly enough to decide that for yourself. I want you to know though that no matter what happens to you for the rest of time I will never stop calling myself your dad, and I really hope you don't stop it either. If you decide you want two dads that’s up to you, if he earns it then that’s fine. Who knows maybe I’ll even think of him as your dad too one day but right now he’s got a long hard road ahead of him yeah? Because we love you and if he doesn’t love you properly and doesn’t show it and doesn't fight for it then we’re going to have to protect you.
A man enters stage-right, pausing a fair distance from the picnic table
Carl:
Dad, that’s him isn’t it? Dad.
Steven stands and stiffly shakes hands with the man who is still yet to approach the table
Steven:
Peter...
Peter:
Steve, it’s great to see you again and Carl, well hasn’t time flown you were this big when, well you know when...
Carl stands and extends a hand
Carl:
Nice to meet you Peter, I’m Carl...